Twitter is on a roll today! While #WhatGoogleDoesntKnow has been trending at the top of India Twitter Trends, #FiveWordsToRuinADate has emerged to give a stiff competition to it. No prizes for guessing that the hashtag right now is placed at the top of the trends.
Early in the day, Indians took on the hashtag from where the west left it. #FiveWordsToRuinADate has been popular in the US yesterday with users and brands trying to cash in on the harmless humour.
Adweek curated tweets of US brands cashing from the trend:
I’m not a music person. #SwipeLeft #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— JBL (@JBLaudio) January 13, 2022
“I never had a Walkman.” #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Sony (@Sony) January 13, 2022
Your sister was more fun. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Captain Obvious (@CaptainObvious) January 13, 2022
#FiveWordsToRuinADate Pizza? Not in the mood. — DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) January 13, 2022
#FiveWordsToRuinADate “I don’t love the Olympics” — US Olympic Team (@USOlympic) January 13, 2022
Apart from one or two Indian brands rest stood out as they don’t want to sound funny, the hashtag has been largely dominated by Twitter users than comedians. One of the reason could be that we all have our list to share for such hashtags and expect some retweets to boost the much required mid-week ego.
Lighthouse Insights has listed below some of the hilarious and wittiest tweets that are making noise for #FiveWordsToRuinADate:
I’m a Belieber, are you? #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Ghaati Gingerbread (@ghaatidancer) January 14, 2022
“Sit slowly. chair might break”…. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) January 14, 2022
#FiveWordsToRuinADate Madam, are you a virgin? — Sting Ray (@Purba_Ray) January 14, 2022
Aap party hain ya broker? #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) January 14, 2022
#FiveWordsToRuinADate You look like my ex! — Soul Whisperer (@SatanKiNani) January 14, 2022
Wonder if they accept Sodexo #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— r t s h (@floydimus) January 14, 2022
I am an Asaram devotee #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) January 14, 2022
Lets see Happy New Year! #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) January 14, 2022
Do you like differential equations? #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) January 14, 2022
Usually I date beautiful women. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Sadanand Dhume (@dhume) January 14, 2022
“basically i am from IIT.” #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Rosie Roti (@supriyan) January 14, 2022
I meant to swipe left. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Mitali Saran (@mitalisaran) January 14, 2022
#FiveWordsToRuinADate Hey, we’re the same gotra.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) January 14, 2022
I don’t really use Twitter. #FiveWordsToRuinADate #GetOutOfHere — Raheel Khursheed (@Raheelk) January 14, 2022
I don’t drink, no liver #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) January 14, 2022
My mother will like you as her Daughter in Law #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai) January 14, 2022
Hey, I am doing MBBS. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) January 14, 2022
Who has time to read? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Peter Griffin (@zigzackly) January 14, 2022
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