The festival of lights and crackers is upon us. Everyone is gearing up to make merry this Diwali and while at it, a few Indians thought why not crack a few jokes at the expense of our celebrities. Indians love their celebrities and a little humour goes a long way in cracking people up, especially on Twitter.
An innocuous looking hashtag on Twitter, very aptly named #CelebCrackers, began picking up momentum on Twitter today. Soon enough it began to trend on Twitter India despite the country experiencing state elections in Maharashtra and Haryana. And the kind of celeb crackers invented through the hashtag had me in splits at once!
A Manmohan Singh silent bomb that is also the world’s first eco-friendly patakha. A Taran Adarsh Rocket that lights up 5 stars in the sky. A Rahul Gandhi bomb that does not blast but releases laughing gas instead. A Himesh bomb that will continue to play in your head even hours after it bursts.
Read on to relish on the best crackers we can have this Diwali, thanks to this army of funny folks on Twitter:
Manmohan singh bomb. World’s first eco-friendly patakha. #celebPatakhe #celebCrackers
— मोहित (@MohitParmarr) October 14, 2021
Rahul Gandhi Bomb: It won’t blast but only release Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas) and you’ll die laughing. #CelebCrackers
— Mahatma Aladdin (@Alllahdin) October 14, 2021
Arnab bomb: it will explode automatically if you say anything. #CelebCrackers — Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) October 14, 2021
After lighting a Taran Adarsh rocket you can see 5 stars in the sky. #CelebCrackers — forever clone (@PJ_CRACKER) October 14, 2021
A rajdeep sardesai bomb will catch fire only when it is slapped;-p #celebCrackers
— Fuddu_Tweets (@ProudDilliwala) October 14, 2021
‘Aalia Bhatt Chhap Bomb’ will sound like ‘Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb..Duuuuummmmbbbb’ #CelebCrackers
— Bhaiyyaji (@bhaiyyajispeaks) October 14, 2021
Himesh bomb will continue to play in your head even hours after it bursts #CelebCrackers — NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) October 14, 2021
If you’ll fire Ashok Dinda bomb in Delhi, it will blow on Mars #CelebCrackers — Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) October 14, 2021
#AK49 Dharna Rocket~ aag lagaane par ye Rocket thodi der Dharna deta hai, fir jalta hai #CelebCrackers
— Shanaya (@Sinceere_Angel) October 15, 2021
Neil Nitin Mukesh Cracker Which will Burst 3 Times !! #CelebCrackers
— Babu Bhaiya (@Shahrcasm) October 14, 2021
Dhoni Bomb - Will explode when you have lost all hopes and you go back to check if it’s still burning. #CelebCrackers — Ketan (@ket25) October 14, 2021
शाहरुख खान bomb जब फटेगा तो वानखेडे के सेक्योरिटी गार्डों और चौकीदारों को माँ-बहन की गालियां सुनाकर ही शांत होगा #CelebCrackers — Maverick- bday18 oct (@boldrebellion) October 15, 2021
Aamir Khan bomb will keep bursting till it makes perfect sound. #CelebCrackers
— Srish (@srishteaaa) October 14, 2021
Rakhi Sawant bomb - Just bring media in front of it and it explodes ! #CelebCrackers
— Madhuchhanda (@madhu27) October 15, 2021
Ashutosh Gowariker bomb will explode on Holi. #CelebCrackers — Kabir (@The_Sleigher) October 14, 2021
#CelebCrackers Smriti Phataka .. This one would yell “YALE, YALE” — Shuvankar Mukherjee (@shuvankr) October 14, 2021
#CelebCrackers Modi Crackers - it will do Hawai Doura only ..
— Shuvankar Mukherjee (@shuvankr) October 14, 2021
#CelebCrackers virat bomb goes on sky BC MC CH***YA
— Harsh Nagar (@harsh_nagar95) October 15, 2021
#CelebCrackers Katrina Kaif bomb - Comes in a very beautiful package but complete phussss — [email protected] (@iam_saket) October 15, 2021
#CelebCrackers Hema Fuljhari .. this is one will do nothing but start a few regional fires .. Can only be doused through Kent RO ka paani — Shuvankar Mukherjee (@shuvankr) October 14, 2021
Rohit Sharma - Has lot of promise, double backing, colorful, when it takes off. Issue - Takes off 1 in 20 times. #CelebCrackers
— Nikhil Popat (@CricCrazyNIKS) October 14, 2021
Lastly, we leave you with this thoughtful message.
Please. We have enough problems. #CelebCrackers pic.twitter.com/MeCADooHDP
— Shantanu Sharma (@shantanu1july97) October 15, 2021
Feature image via @RowdyTalks